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Sarah<\/strong>: This is quite a cover. I\u2019m honestly not sure if I like it?<\/p>\n Elyse<\/strong>: She needs to see someone about her thyroid.<\/p>\n Sarah<\/strong>: I think the sense I get for this cover is \u201calmost perfect.\u201d If he\u2019d been one step higher so they were closer in height and, uh, alignment, I don\u2019t think I\u2019d be so puzzled.<\/p>\n His placement between her knees is very hot \u2013 and hey he could be going down the ladder OR up, so perhaps my judgment is inaccurate.<\/p>\n Oh ho: \u201cWhile he and Rebecca detest each other, several months before the fire, Roger and Rebecca have spectacularly hot sex in a library at a friend\u2019s ball.\u201d (per Lara\u2019s review)<\/p>\n So this is leaning more toward hot for me.<\/p>\n Claudia<\/strong>: Her neck is very distracting! 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